diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

spncrjmssmth:

spncrjmssmth:

THERE IS A KID STUCK IN A TREE SCREAMING FOR HELP AND HIS DAD IS LAUGHING AT HIM AND I AM LAUGHING DO FUCKNIG HARD

vriskanon:

kawaiipeculier:

sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair

he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

stevebrule:

go on…

malikmydick:

malikmydick:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken

pau1y:

Me and my mom text

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks